Ok, fine! I’m not really dying.. but I am sick at home and feeling not so great. One might say I feel like death. One might say.
Incidentally, I’ve been sick since Christmas. SINCE CHRISTMAS!! Went to the doctor, got some antibiotics, felt better for a week, and BAM. I’m right back where I started only worse!
Back to the doctor, yesterday, only to find out that it’s a bacterial infection that can last, oh, uhm, 10 – 100 days!
How many ways can one person say FML?!